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WOWCH has been making dumb shirts for smart people since 2003.  We use AMERICAN APPAREL products.  All shirts are painstakingly collaged to order in Brooklyn, New York, USA.

ALL DOMESTIC ORDERS ARE SHIPPED VIA PRIORITY MAIL. UNFORTUNATELY THE US POSTAL SERVICE SEVERELY HIKED INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING RATES IN 2013. DON'T BLAME ME, BLAME FED EX and UPS's LOBBYISTS.

US SHIPPING RATES:
1 item - $5.50
2-3 items - $6.50
4 items - $9
5-10 items - $13
11 and up - $17.50

CANADIAN SHIPPING RATES:
1-2 items - $8
3 items - $10.00
4 items - $12
5-6 items - $15
7 items - $17
8 items & up - $20

INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING RATES:
1-2 items - $12.00
3 items - $16.00
4 items - $18.00
5 items - $20.00
6-7 items - $24.00
8 and up - $28.00

Shipping usually takes a week or 2 depending on what's in stock.  WE SHIP VIA USPS.

MAKE SURE YOUR SHIPPING INFO IS UPDATED ON YOUR PAYPAL ACCOUNT.  Congrats on your move,  now update your account! I am not a mind reader and will not mail you more items for free because of your old address listed.

For a small fee I can special order size XXL and up on request.

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS: wash in cold water and dry on low heat.



EXCHANGE POLICY:
I accept exchanges at anytime if the purchaser covers the extra shipping costs and the shirt is still in new condition.  If the shirt has arrived in an unsatisfactory condition, or if you received an incorrect item, I will cover the shipping costs.

PLEASE NOTE:
If the purchaser does not pick a color for their shirt order and does not reply to my emails concerning this matter within a week, I have the right to choose your shirt color for you. 

So basically make sure the email address attached to your PAYPAL account is current because that is the only way I have of contacting the buyer over any discrepancies in their order.